Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.' Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you would let me go piss, you'd be a ten!"
2006-11-03 10:40:36 · 15 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats relly funny
heres another little johnny one
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about. Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered:
"An apple."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now for the second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on Billy.
"Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like your thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard." By now Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically.
The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it it's round, hard, and it got a head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a quarter, but I like the way your thinking!"
2006-11-03 10:55:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
CUTE VARIATION:
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out, "Miss Parker, I need to take a leak!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, say the alphabet and I will let you go"
Johnny said "A,B,C,D,E,,,,,,,.......L,O,M,N, ,Q....... z."
Miss Parker said "Now, Little Johnny, you forgot the letter P"
Little Johnny said " Sorry Miss Parker BUT IT IS RUNNING DOWN MY LEG"
2006-11-03 10:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1.
2006-11-03 10:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by fajita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO! it is heavily damn humorous. SOO SOO grimy! the wanker subject makes me giggle playstation : my dad is staring at television and he's on the brink of me, he scold me why i'm giggling so complicated, lol. luckily I closed this software earlier he reads this! lololol
2016-10-03 06:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by kroner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go p1ss?!? That's real funny!
You're an eight, but if you let me not use "go p1ss", then you'd be a ten.
2006-11-03 10:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny! good one! thanks for the laugh.yes i do gotta love that kid. best lil Johnny joke i've heard.
2006-11-03 10:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm
2006-11-03 22:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-11-03 10:52:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny. not that funny but still funny.
2006-11-03 11:02:17 · answer #9 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-11-03 10:42:57 · answer #10 · answered by questionanswerer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋