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This joke cracks me up but my friends think I’m crazy please tell me what you think…

A duck walks in store and says

“ Hey Man, Ya got any grapes?”

The store clerk says “No we’re a convenience store we don’t sell grapes.”

Next day, the duck comes back and says

“ Ya got any grapes?”

The store clerk says

“No. we’re a convenience store we don’t sell grapes.”

The 3rd day the duck comes back and says

“ Ya got any grapes?”

The store clerk says

“Look I told you the 1st and 2nd time you came here that we don’t sell grapes!!! Now if you come in here asking me that one more time I’ll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!!!”

Next day the duck comes back and says

“ Ya’ got any nails?”

“No” says the clerk

“Good! Ya’ got any grapes??!!”

Answer 1

Now that's hilarious and clean. You get a thumbs up from me.

That's funny I don't care who you are.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

not going to lie, ya got a chuckle out of me for that one

Answer 4

Nice. But he could just lose the webs, couldn't he?

Answer 5

I liked that one!

Answer 6

heard it already
why does it have to be a duck??

Answer 7

heard that one before but it's cute

Answer 8

good one

Answer 9

good one

Answer 10

silly duck!