There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
2006-11-03 10:23:13 · 35 answers · asked by sxc gal 4 u 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one thats the best one ive heard today so far ive read your other jokes there lmfao keep them up
2006-11-03 10:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A blonde joke, and one I haven't heard before. great stuff (esp about the warning too )
2016-05-21 21:47:07 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it! If anyone gets offended by this, they need to go out and buy a sense of humor. :-D
2006-11-03 11:01:02 · answer #3 · answered by Kristen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent...I will certainly be repeating that one in work I know a few that will enjoy that. Dignity at work what's that all about lol.
2006-11-03 10:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny - my boyf broke into a smile and he never likes jokes, so it must have been good!!
2006-11-03 10:28:16 · answer #5 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This makes me think "happy times"
2006-11-03 10:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-11-03 10:26:22 · answer #7 · answered by Goofy Goofer Goof Goof Goof ! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not the crudest joke i ever heard but good effort. xox
2006-11-03 10:26:36 · answer #8 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not crude, just very funny:)
Thanks
2006-11-03 10:55:03 · answer #9 · answered by vanburger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it.
But you just know someones bound to complain.
2006-11-03 10:26:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋