A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. >cont
2006-11-03 09:50:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".
"For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the ***** in the kitchen."
2006-11-03 09:50:32 · update #1
That's all for now folks - off to bye byes. Thumbs up if you want more tomorrow - awaiting new stock from my whaky family!
2006-11-03 09:52:10 · update #2
absolutely superb
2006-11-04 05:36:06 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in case you mean waiting for the crowded shops, crowded streets, the bell ringers at each keep, tension to get the main suitable present so your maximum suitable pal, important different, or relative does not get pi s s ed at you? Then sure, i'm waiting for what's the main commercial time of the year!!!! It particular isn't with reference to the beginning of Jesus, wherein he became by no potential born in this time of the year! that's a certainty, jack! the only stable subject going is that i like to observe each and all the little infants have exciting fidgeting with new toys! they are in basic terms so so attractive!!! ~JK~
2016-10-03 06:13:59 · answer #2 · answered by kroner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good that I must try and remember it. Keep em coming!
2006-11-03 19:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one to end your evening on.
2006-11-03 09:55:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO good one id give it 9/10
2006-11-03 09:54:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Good one.
2006-11-03 09:52:49 · answer #6 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but it's still funny.
2006-11-03 09:56:21 · answer #7 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny!
2006-11-03 09:52:34 · answer #8 · answered by Tim 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thumbs up
2006-11-03 09:53:30 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilllaaaaaaarrrrriiiiiiiioouuuuuss!!!!!!! I totally pictured it.
2006-11-03 09:56:29 · answer #10 · answered by leon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋