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A. develop magical powers
B. eat a lizard
C. wander around aimlessly crying

2006-11-03 09:49:06 · 33 answers · asked by lyra 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

33 answers

i am going to go with A because if I had magical powers couldnt I just poof my self out of the desert?

2006-11-03 10:10:11 · answer #1 · answered by SunShineBabe 3 · 0 1

I would eat the lizard, use the guts to develop a magic spell, and then when that fails, i would wander around aimlessly crying.

2006-11-03 09:59:22 · answer #2 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 0 0

This is a very zen question. I think that after being in the desert for a long time I am sure that I will end up doing all three. I would get so hot and thirsty that I would believe that I had powers and then I would start to get hungry and would have to have a lizard barbeque. I have just thought about it I dont think that I would cry because I would not want to waste anymore of my precious body fluid.

2006-11-03 09:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

B , A , Then C
I would eat the lizard, then that would give me magical powers but I would have no one to use them on so I would wander around aimlessly crying.

2006-11-03 09:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by flagnsnarf 2 · 0 0

A- using my new magical powers, I would conjure up a tasty dinner and a boat. Then when I got back to the mainland, I would screw the first hot girl in sight. After she tells me how bad I was, I would then wander around aimlessly crying.

2006-11-03 09:52:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I would ..... develop magical powers, eat a lizard and then i would wander around aimlessly crying... lol....

2006-11-03 09:50:42 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0 0

discover how to have complex conversations with myself so that i could eat two lizards, with each being a new experience. Then the crying would start when i discovered that the lizards i had eaten were in fact the other half of me. each side would be deeply tormented at the loss of the other. this would lead to an interesting double crying jag kind of action.

2006-11-03 09:51:49 · answer #7 · answered by Raff 2 · 0 0

I wouldnt eat the lizard, but rather watch his actions. There would have to be dew or some type of fluid somewhere otherwise the lizard wouldnt be able to survive. Matter of fact the first letter of the choices spell DEW....Was I reachin too far there? LOL

2006-11-03 10:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by kiako 3 · 1 0

A. With magical powers I would then create water... food, a companion. Perhaps even using the powers to Telport away and/or fly away.

2006-11-03 10:53:25 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin J 5 · 0 0

...lizards are stringy and don't have much meat... crying would only dehydrate me further... and with magical powers, I'd be hung for practicing witchcraft... so... uh... I'll go with the lizard... B.

2006-11-03 09:52:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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