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The final exam for the college English course is coming to an end.
Everybody but one kid finishes on time. The kid taking only a few extra minutes tries to hand his test in to the professor. The professor pushes the test away and says "I'm not going to accept this paper its late!"
The student smiles and tries to give it to him again.
The professor repeats himself, adding that he's not kidding.
The student then asks the professor "Do you know who I am?"
The professor replies "I don't care who the hell your are i'm not letting you turn this test in."
The student asks again "But do you know who I am?"
The professor admits "No i don't know who your are but, it doesn't matter i'm not taking your test"
The student smiles sticks his test into the stack, shuffles all of the tests, and walks out.

2006-11-03 09:45:48 · 10 answers · asked by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Most colleges don't have a seating chart :(

2006-11-03 09:52:29 · update #1

10 answers

That's smart, but the teacher could just look at a seating chart to find out the next day...

;), Good one!

2006-11-03 09:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

in response to a previous answer, I've never met a college professor who kept a seating chart and I have two degrees.

2006-11-03 11:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by eternallythirsty 2 · 1 0

I heard this one before. Good one

2006-11-03 09:55:35 · answer #3 · answered by Keepingmycool 5 · 1 0

I like that. I wish I had been that bold/smart when I was in college. I would have just walked out.

I will be using this one, too. thanks:)

2006-11-03 14:25:12 · answer #4 · answered by guudkarma 4 · 2 0

ha

2006-11-03 09:55:52 · answer #5 · answered by decymber 2 · 1 0

Oh gosh, that's pretty good!

2006-11-03 10:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by dragonkisses 5 · 1 0

Good one!!!

2006-11-03 09:48:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

*eats ramen*

2006-11-03 09:49:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HAHA

2006-11-03 09:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 1 0

LOL

2006-11-03 10:11:52 · answer #10 · answered by Trina T 2 · 1 0

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