a scottish,english,irish man are sitting on a bridge moaning about wot was on their sandwiches,english man had ham the scots man had cheese the irish man had jam, and the scots man said if we have the same filling the morra we will toss our selves off this bridge, they all agreed so the next day they all had the same filling and they threw themselves off. so the wives were all gathered at the funeral very upset saying " i can't believe they killed themselves over their sandwiches" and the irish widow said i know, its not that he made his own sandwishes in the morning
2006-11-03
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