texas deputy VS. new york lawyer--- only in texas!!!A lawyer runs a stop sigh and gets pulled over by a sherif
Deputy says," license and registration please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy "you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
lawyer "I slowed down and no one was coming"
Deputy" You still didn't come to a complete stop. license and registration, please.
lawyer' "what'sthe differance"?
deputy" the differance is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. license and registration please"!
lawyer" If you can show me the legal difference between slowing down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go on my way, and don't give me the ticket."
deputy says:"that sounds fair, exit you're vehicle, sir.
at this point, the deputy takes out his night stick and starts beating the ever lovin crud out of the lawyer and says;
"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?
2006-11-03 09:00:36 · 27 answers · asked by cuteblacklabs 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one
2006-11-03 09:02:12 · answer #1 · answered by doubt devil 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like a true story coming from Texas. I was once
locked up in Lufkin County Jail for 3 days and they didn't read us
our rights or let us make a phone call. Finally my brother in law
stopped some Big Shot and told him and then he called and we
were out 20 minutes later.
2006-11-03 17:05:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mailman Bob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle
2006-11-03 17:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha
that was toooooooo funny!
hahahaha (still laughing)
thanks 4 the tickle!
2006-11-03 19:05:55 · answer #4 · answered by nikki -nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. that is how much I laughed! that WAS funny! Not hysterical funny though.
2006-11-03 17:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by lose_it 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Chuckle out loud there.
:o)
2006-11-03 17:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a good one, didnt make laugh out loud though. Good good though.
2006-11-03 17:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by DAVE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one
2006-11-03 20:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit your sucking up, people! ...can't you see a lawyer was abused here?! ...have you no shame?!!
2006-11-03 17:10:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i feel bad for the guy LOL)..but it was FREAKIN funny hahha.Im still laughing!
2006-11-03 17:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by paiger jean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋