John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!", Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the
prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You
know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
From my Tumour Humour Family Forum for those who want to know the source of this stuff Your answers make me laugh
2006-11-03 08:44:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Roosting onatter38 - not yet, you have to work a bit harder at answers - I'll check yours out to make sure they're not all one worders and the first in!!! Only joking!!!
LOL Guineapig
2006-11-03 10:20:53 · update #1
ah it`s the way ya tell em! nice one
2006-11-03 08:50:23 · answer #1 · answered by hairytaters 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-11-03 19:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by fajita 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always enjoy funny jokes I've never heard before. Thee operative word being FUNNY. This one would be one of em.
:o)
2006-11-03 17:08:13 · answer #3 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best joke tonight
2006-11-03 16:47:08 · answer #4 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.
2006-11-03 16:49:36 · answer #5 · answered by LaLaLa! I'm not listening! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like that one fuuunnny
2006-11-03 17:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by pearl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
bet most men get caught out lying that way!
2006-11-03 16:58:01 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one before. It still made me chuckle.
2006-11-03 16:47:19 · answer #8 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ye thats a funny one laddy
2006-11-03 17:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by Chad O 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-03 16:48:55 · answer #10 · answered by goodlookin.mama 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋