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2006-11-03 08:19:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly ... and for the same reason.
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ... So, I goes up to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket! This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ... But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ...
2006-11-03 08:27:36 · answer #1 · answered by Triathlete88 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Short Driver's Licence Answers
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick-up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too sh*t-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
2006-11-03 16:31:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two guys were in a bar and they were talking about their sex life. The one guys said so how has it been...he said not so good. He said lately his woman looses interest in the middle and it ends. His friend said that is why he got his starter pistol. Right in the middle he fires his starer pistol and his woman gets so excited she cums and so do he. He said...okay I'll try that.
A week later they are sitting at the bar and he asked him if he tried his trick. He said I sure did.
He said him and the misses were doing 69 and right in the middle he fired the starter pistol. He said that is when it all fell apart. She bit him, and pis*ed on him and then a man came out of the closet with his hands up.
2006-11-03 16:30:06 · answer #3 · answered by hard rock girl 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whenever i want to laugh i just download some CKY or Tenacious D !
2006-11-03 16:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the nun say to the mechanic?
"That's not what I meant when I said I needed a lube job!"
2006-11-03 16:22:37 · answer #5 · answered by BOO! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the cow cross the road?
The chicken was on Vacation....
2006-11-03 16:26:03 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie Denise 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Call me...I will make you laugh??
2006-11-03 16:28:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YoMama is so fat, she sweats meat loaf juice.
2006-11-03 16:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by NYC-BIGCAT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you get a blonde talked into having sex with you?
Ask her.
2006-11-03 16:22:15 · answer #9 · answered by RD K 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats sweet crap on a chicken.
2006-11-03 16:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by Dinosaur 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋