A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" she asks.
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "No, still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."
2006-11-03 08:14:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eening All! Don't forget the thumbs up or down. Got some new ones on the way.
2006-11-03 08:15:37 · update #1
thats real cool!!!!! I love your pic thou!!! So cutey!
2006-11-03 08:21:24 · answer #1 · answered by Laure 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats cute!
2006-11-03 16:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it, I think I have heard it before, but it still made me chuckle
2006-11-03 16:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one
2006-11-03 16:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i think uhhhhhhhhhh ya sure y not
2006-11-03 16:25:43 · answer #5 · answered by Trina T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol abit funny but to long.
2006-11-03 16:16:16 · answer #6 · answered by aholmes12003 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gave me a laugh.
2006-11-03 16:42:28 · answer #7 · answered by joe123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really but i'll just say lol
2006-11-03 17:14:46 · answer #8 · answered by laura 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2006-11-03 16:22:27 · answer #9 · answered by emmac 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good
2006-11-03 16:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by goodlookin.mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋