a man walks into a sex shop and asks to buy a condom
the man behind the counter says " what would sir desire?"
the man replies " i want the best you have to offer"
so the shopkeeper says " ok we have the latest in design it is so smooth you dont know your wearing it and you can use it time and time again and to top the lot it plays music from a selection of 100 songs and all for £200" wow said the man i will take it.
the shopkeeper says " and would sir like to try it out as all our condoms have a free tester"
yes please said the man and out of the back room appeared a stunning woman with long blonde hair gorgeous figure and and the face of an angel. she takes the man by the hand and leads him into the back room
2006-11-03 07:51:56 · 9 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
as all this happened a dirty old tramp was listening from the doorway and thought i want some of that, so he rustled through his pockets and found 34p
he went in put 34p on the counter and asked for a condom
the shopkeeper asked if sir wanted to try it out
the tramp all excited and smiling says yes please
so the shop keeper shouts out
mildred grease the cats ar*e
2006-11-03 07:52:53 · update #1
very funny lol
2006-11-03 08:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a bit long winded but funney all the same
2006-11-03 16:01:25 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ugh! A tad bit harsh!
2006-11-03 16:00:07 · answer #3 · answered by Iseult 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL - ewwww - the poor putty cat!!
2006-11-03 15:59:27 · answer #4 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-11-03 16:00:00 · answer #5 · answered by bex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's funny, but pretty inappropriote
2006-11-03 16:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Allieway 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not!
2006-11-03 16:01:02 · answer #7 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not really, sorry
2006-11-03 16:00:33 · answer #8 · answered by Boop 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not.
2006-11-03 15:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by aholmes12003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋