kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue. Or your sitting on your grandfathers knee and he pops a *****. Or your little brother has lost his scab collection and your eating cornflakes Or finding a string in your bloody mary
2006-11-03 07:33:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how about going down on a girl only to discover she has a really bad case of genital herpes and they are oooozing green and yellow gooop
2006-11-03 07:36:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 5⤋
There are two types of herpes simplex virus: HSV-1 and HSV-2. Both virus types can cause sores around the mouth (herpes labialis) and on the genitals (genital herpes). Cold sores are caused by the herpes simplex virus (HSV).
Cold sores sometimes called fever blisters, are groups of small blisters on the lip and around the mouth. The skin around the blisters is often red, swollen, and sore. The blisters may break open, leak a clear fluid, and then scab over after a few days. They usually heal in several days to 2 weeks.
The herpes simplex virus usually enters the body through a break in the skin around or inside the mouth. It is usually spread when a person touches a cold sore or touches infected fluid—such as from sharing eating utensils or razors, kissing an infected person, or touching that person's saliva. A parent who has a cold sore often spreads the infection to his or her child in this way. Cold sores can also be spread to other areas of the body.
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2015-01-25 09:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Picture this
,a cowboy saloon
,an old and tattered cow poke begging drinkers for a shot of whisky
,a gunslinger walks in and theres a hush,he calls for a whisky,and tells the barman to leave the bottle.The tramp can,t resist and begins to pester the gunman for a shot of hooch ,
the gunman eyes an overflowing spatoon on the floor at the end of the bar
"you drink that and i,ll buy you a whisky"
the tramp says no!
the gunman pulls his gun and asks
"you refusing to have a drink with me"
the tramp picks it up his hand slipping tru the overflowing tabacco stained phleam,he puts it to his lips and begins taking big glups,he doesnt stop for air,and his face is covered in muscus,
ok says the gunman you can have a shoot
but he keeps guzzling,
the gunman tells him to stop,but he dosent,hes relentless,he glups and glups,snots and phleam in his beard and on his face,
the gunman gives him the bottle of whisky,but he still wont stop
the gunmans reaching his stomac is churning
.The tramp finishes the lot and he slams the spitoon down.
For gods sake man why did,nt you stop when i asked said the gunman
could,nt says the tramp, it was in one lump!!!
gross...ist
2006-11-03 08:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by yellowdog 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think this is grossiest thing ever, hope youv'e got strong stomach.
A couple come out of the cinema and the young woman says to her boyfriend "you might have took your chewing gum out before you kissed me"
he says with a sniff I haven't got any chewing gum it's cattarh.
2006-11-03 07:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'll tell you what's gross. helping your sister siphon off her tropical fish tank because she hasn't got the guts to do it and getting dirty fish water with fish poo, snails and goddess knows what else in your mouth! Oh and i'm a veggie!
THAT is grosser than gross!
2006-11-03 07:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first two i can live with but my brothers scabs and a string my brothers scab would b e worse though
2006-11-03 07:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
grosser than gross is grossererer!! my finger got squashed in a gate by my twin sis and den wen i went 2 hospital i had 2 get 2 injections 5 stitches and 2 paper stitches der was blood everywer
2006-11-03 07:43:18 · answer #7 · answered by SLANE 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
288 - yeah that's grosser than gross 'cause it's 2 gross
2006-11-03 07:47:16 · answer #8 · answered by Doug R 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Or kissing someone who throws up in your mouth! Or having sex on your period (or with a girl on her period). Or eating bugs or live seafood. Or playing with poo. Or licking feet. Or anything dead.
2006-11-03 08:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2014-08-26 20:03:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
finding pubic hair in your tomato soup
or your dog licking your face just after licking his ar*e
and why wont my jokes go onto the main room ?????
2006-11-03 07:55:20 · answer #11 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋