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OK - this works best when you're at a party or a restaurant with a group of people... She goes to the ladies room, and when she comes back, she whispers in your ear "I'm not wearing any panties." As she says this, the puts her hand in your pocket, leaving behind the panties that she just took off....

This got my engine started. We didn't stay at the party much longer.... And we didn't make it home

2006-11-04 00:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Heath 3 · 0 0

Would you like me to bring you a beer before the game comes on?

2006-11-03 15:46:24 · answer #2 · answered by Who_Dey_Baby? 3 · 0 0

Your new Mercedes is parked in the driveway. Here are the keys...

2006-11-03 16:02:29 · answer #3 · answered by Jim G 7 · 0 0

Why don't we get out of here and have a little party of our own!

2006-11-03 15:36:28 · answer #4 · answered by drakekse 3 · 0 0

Lets go to bed

2006-11-03 15:37:44 · answer #5 · answered by sam 3 · 0 0

The one i loved my wife said to me was "I am about to explode at the thought of you in me!"

2006-11-03 15:37:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I want to make sweet love to you

2006-11-03 15:35:51 · answer #7 · answered by SouthernPatriot 3 · 0 0

Go watch football with your friends

2006-11-03 15:34:59 · answer #8 · answered by Existentialist_Guru 5 · 2 1

The combination for her dad's safe

2006-11-03 15:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by jonathon.shine@rogers.com 2 · 0 1

Can i bring a girlfriend home for us.

2006-11-03 15:36:38 · answer #10 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 0 0

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