I KNOW, I KNOW…THESE ARE FRIGHTFULLY BAD!
What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo
What do you call a witch that loves the beach?
A sand witch
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Jack O' Lantern:
An Irish pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper:
What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Pumpkin Patch:
What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Witch:
See "Mother-in-Law."
Zombie:
What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee.
It was a graveyard romance. Boy meets ghoul.
2006-11-03 07:32:37 · 12 answers · asked by Fat Bastard 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YEAH BABY!
2006-11-03 07:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by BlueSea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's never too late for Halloween jokes!!!!!
At my house it's halloween all year long thanx 2 the Nightmare Before Christmas!
2006-11-03 21:05:55 · answer #2 · answered by Alison P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, some of these are really funny. When are we gonna hear Thanksgiving jokes? haha
2006-11-03 15:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by dramababii14 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better late than never has turned out to be true ! We could have missed such nice stuff, if you would have thought that it was too late to post them !! Thanks ! I liked all !!! They were great !
2006-11-03 15:53:26 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed"
I like that one!
2006-11-03 15:36:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe hoblin goblin heha
2006-11-03 16:04:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOPE not to late and those were funny
2006-11-03 15:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good - and never too late!!
2006-11-03 15:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm so sad i know...i actually find these funny.
2006-11-03 15:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are fantastic
2006-11-03 15:37:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋