a female vampire walks into a bar and asks for a pint of blood
the barman replies sorry we dont serve blood here
so she asks for a pint of hot water
then she goes to the toilet and come back with her used tampon dips it in her water and says ever heard of teabags?
2006-11-03 07:29:02 · 26 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love a man with a sick sense of humor for real racy grimy nasty sh!t
2006-11-03 07:45:31 · answer #1 · answered by irishprincess69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young vampire called Mabel.
Who's periods were always quite stable.
Once in a blue moon, she would take a big spoon
And drink herself under the table!
2006-11-04 05:18:09 · answer #2 · answered by wickedwitch_76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Oh geez...lgnore them all, that was funny. Thumbs up to you. People just dont have a sense of humor, then when they read other peoples comments, they want to copy what they think. I bet half those people thought it was funny and didnt want to admit it.
2006-11-03 15:54:41 · answer #3 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Dude that is really grosh why do you tell people that. I can't believe you would say that in front of all these children that come on this website.
2006-11-03 15:32:50 · answer #4 · answered by ambular 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww. That's pretty gross
That's a pretty good way to get your ID revoked. I won't report you - but positive someone else will.
Just so you know.
2006-11-03 15:30:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thinks it's funny but I've had a bottle of wine.
2006-11-03 15:33:17 · answer #6 · answered by MANC & PROUD 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not worth your 5 pts at all
2006-11-03 15:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Some Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it is really funny. Some people have no sense of humour. C'mon people it's a joke!!!
2006-11-03 15:37:11 · answer #8 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's not really a joke, just a dumb story. Did you make that up?
2006-11-03 15:31:10 · answer #9 · answered by Hot Pants 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that's just a bit too much.
2006-11-03 15:40:04 · answer #10 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋