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2006-11-03 07:25:25 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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None at all. When you're dead, you're dead. It's best to make the most of your life, because it's all you get.

2006-11-03 08:56:52 · answer #1 · answered by Zorki 2 · 0 0

IF we assume there is a merciful God that cares if people believe in him, I would expect something like this:

GOD: Yo, wazzup dog?
Me: Holy bleep!
GOD: What, ya weren't expectin me? Just thought I would drop by an tell ya you really need to go ta church more often.
Me: Umm... Really? You exist?
GOD: What's wrong wit you? I been here all along. I apologize 'bout the dino bones and da big bang afterglow an everything, didn't mean to get you all confus'd. Just pray ta me an accept Je-sus as ya savior, and ya get into heaven. And don't do any more sinnin', cause Hell ain't no fun at all.
Me: Woah. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the evidence against you was all an accident. I.. I would also like to apologize for all the sins, like the time I went to New Orleans and...
GOD: Don't worry, bro. Just confess it to a preacher and all will be well. Gotta go now, there is an atheist convention in New York that needs serious educatin (God vanishes in a puff of smoke).
Me: ...Holy bleep!

Only probably much less funny. As it is, I am still waiting for a reason to believe in the supernatural, i.e. God and afterlife.

Do I get Best Answer for creativity?

2006-11-03 08:00:54 · answer #2 · answered by Acraz 2 · 1 0

Can't afford to. God has not seen fit to provide direct and incontrovertible proof of such things so I cannot properly prepare. Therefore I seek meaning and fulfilment in the life I experience now rather than risk dying a fool. I am open to the possibility, but if God cares, I'd think it would be better to be seen trying to make a difference in people's lives than running out the clock in anticipation of an ill-defined and unearned reward.

2006-11-03 08:07:09 · answer #3 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1 0

It is reveled through revelation of a modern day prophet that there are 3 glories of heaven, each varying in brightness. There is, ofcourse, also Hell. When you die, you go to a state of purgatory in a manner. The rightous go to a paradise to rest from their endevors, the wicked to a prison. At the time of a resserection, all will stand before the son of God, Jesus Christ, and be judged. From there you will go to one of the 3 glories or hell. The glories vary in brightness and are compared to in scripture as the glory of the sun, the glory of the moon, and the glory of the stars. Now, the reason we are seperated is so that we will be most comfortable where we are placed. A murderer and man of dreadful sin could not dwell with the Lord and be happy and comfortable. Hope this helps, if you have any questions I'd be happy to answer them.

2006-11-03 07:30:24 · answer #4 · answered by freeze_guy_2001 2 · 0 2

Well since I'm wiccan I'm generally supposed to believe in summerland but I think that everyone will go where they wanna go when they die. For example, Christians will go to heaven, hindus get reincarnated, and and wiccans go to summerland. I actually think that when I die I'll end up in this tiny little sanctuary that's built from all my ideas and questions and thoughts. Crazy ain't it?

2006-11-03 07:54:37 · answer #5 · answered by Parvati 3 · 0 0

No afterlife. Just cease to exist.

2006-11-03 07:30:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Happy Hunting Ground!!

2006-11-03 07:27:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The same one recorded in the bible so many times--being resurrected here on earth. When God's kingdom will come and he resurrects many faithful ones, I hope to see and talk to Moses , Noah, Daniel, etc.

Do you know what I will ask them?

2006-11-03 07:41:40 · answer #8 · answered by Egyptian Prince 4 · 0 0

Jimi4950 is right on the money!! Bible says "the righteous will inherit the earth" it also says "the earth will never be made to totter" so it will remain forever existing.

2006-11-03 07:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by me not you 1 · 0 0

I don't believe, I know, and there is not afterlife. you only live once without reruns or trailers.

2006-11-03 07:27:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I believe I'm going to heaven when I leave this body.

2006-11-03 07:47:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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