If you were god?

Question

what would your ten commandments be?

kardea: i love your answer :) very pagan of you :)

Answer 1

I'd only need three commandments.

1. Feed the hungry
2. Clothe the poor
3. Do no harm to yourself or others.

Answer 2

1.) If you aren't learning something, get started. I made this universe, you're not getting away with dismissing it with 'goddidit'.
2.) If you aren't thinking for yourself, get started. My butt is hell, so stop kissing it.
3.) Love each other. Seriously. I made all of you. Get a clue.
4.) Love the world. Seriously. I made all of it. Get a clue.
5.) Hate me, at least. Better, renounce me entirely. Seriously. If you love me, you will abandon everything I've given you. Use your freaking brains, they're works of evolutionary art!
6.) In what you understand, speak quietly. In what you do not understand, listen intently. I gave you two ears so you could listen hard and one mouth so you could speak soft.
7.) If two or more are gathered in thought, and all should agree, dissent immediately! There is nothing to learn from perfect agreement except conformity; I the Lord your God despise mindless conformity!
8.) Live gratiously, but do not hurt yourself doing to the point you rely on another's gratitude.
9.) COMPLACENCY IS MY IRE AND MY FOE. If you are complacent, I shall send disaster on you to shake you from it! Therefore, I COMMAND, do one thing every day that SCARES you, lest I turn a watchful eye upon you and scare you personally!
10.) Do nothing to your fellow or your world that you would not want done to yourself.

Answer 3

Thou shall give all your money to Ptolemy Sotor
Thou shall have no other god before Ptolemy Sotor
Thou shall give All thy tides and offerings to Ptolemy Sotor
Thou shall work a full day for Ptolemy with no days off

5-10 Thou shall love and respect the authority of Ptolemy

Answer 4

I am 'God'. And so are you!
But this is a GREAT question!

And to tell you the truth. I would have none. I'd have no right telling people what to do. Or how to live their lives by practising what I say. Do what you want!

However, there are things I'd currently change, like politics and war. Professional Athlete and actor salaries. I'd ban McDonalds, and forbid it. And mainstream radio. And control. Freewill, would actually be, FREEWILL!
On and on...

Answer 5

only needed 4 and # 4 is a bonus

1. Don't do what you don't want done to you

2. Don't hurt, kill, mame, or injure another either metally or phsyically

3. Have patience with others

4. Invite God over for Barbeque once in a while

Answer 6

On days like today.."If" is contemptuous.

1-10 would in summary be ...refer to "If" and all other available sources for what works best for you and or most.

...but be aware that "If" is not "IT"....11 commandment.

Answer 7

If I were God, My one and only commandment would be:
Thou shalt not plagiarize!

Answer 8

Thou shall kill.
Thou shall covet thy neighbor's lawnmower.
Thou shall covet and bed thy neighbor's wife.
Thou shall not go on welfare when perfectly able to work.
Thou shall not be a bum.
Thou shall not watch reality TV.
Thou shall violate the Yahoo Answers Community Guidelines.

That's just about right.

Answer 9

First of all it's God (note the upper case 'G') and second of we are not, nor ever have the option to be God or 'a god' as some may put it, because there is only one and always will be, so there for i think that this question is kind of redundant to ask such a thing.

Answer 10

1. Thou shalt eat cookies
2. Thou shalt eat M&Ms
3. Thou shalt have sex with anything that moves
4. Thou shalt eat Pizza
5. Thou shalt butter thy colon with fudge frosting
6. Thou shalt butter thy genitalia with crisco
7. Wives shalt service thy husband every evening
8. Wives shalt service thy husband every morning
9. Wives shalt find a suitable plaything for thy husband
10. Wives shalt open the beer bottle before bringing it to thy husband