paul daniels is on stage doing his usual magic routine, "and for my next trick i will make this rabbit disappear" when a drunken man in the audiance starts heckling " its up your sleeve you idiot"
paul continues "and now i will make all the cards vanish into thin air" again the drunk heckles " they are on the floor" paul starts to get annoyed and asks the man "are you on your own mate?" the drunk replies "nope i am with me wife" so paul asks the man if he can use his wife for his next illusion, the drunk says alright and his wife is applauded onto the stage, paul then stands his wife on the middle of the stage and places a curtain around her, he then disappears behind the curtain with her and everyone hears his flies unzips followed by giggles then heavy groans by the woman, the man runs to the stage and pulls back the curtains to see paul shafting his wife , the drunk says "oi thats no illusion" and pauls replies "nope but thats magic"
2006-11-03 07:00:12 · 18 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like that,not a lot but I like it.
2006-11-04 07:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Thats probably the Shitest joke I have ever heard.
2006-11-03 15:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not funny sweety thanx for the points!
2006-11-03 18:07:31 · answer #3 · answered by Honeyisle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not!! Dont give up the day job - unless its joke telling lol
2006-11-03 15:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by looby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2006-11-03 15:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Candy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like my school reports used to say "Must try harder"
2006-11-03 15:13:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
huge build-up for not much punch line
un-funny
2006-11-03 15:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by BoRNACiD 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no - but it could be with a little more fine tuning
2006-11-03 15:55:56 · answer #8 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha lmfao NOT
2006-11-03 15:11:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was alright
2006-11-03 15:03:23 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋