Mary had a little lamb she thought it rather silly, she threw it in the air one day and caught it by its willy was a sheepdog lying in the grass, along came a bumble bee and stung it up the assk no questions, tell no lies, but I saw a policeman doing up his flies are a pest, but bees are worse and this is the end of my silly little verse!
2006-11-03 06:33:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
We used to say that in the playground 32 years ago!
Thanks for the reminder (you know, old age makes you a bit senile and forgetful)
2006-11-03 06:36:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not how that goes...
this is not a riddle!!!
The best one is...
Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell
Miss Suzy went to heaven, the steamboat went to
Hello operator, please give me number nine
If you disconnect me, I'll kick you from
Behind the 'frigerator, there was a piece of glass
Miss Suzy fell upon it and broke her little
Ask me no more questions and tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom zipping up their
Flies are in the city, bees are in the park
Miss Suzy and her boyfriend were kissing in the
D. A. R. K. D. A. R. K. D. A. R. K. Dark, Dark, Dark!
2006-11-03 06:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Used ro sing that about thirty years ago, butt then we called it the Chinese curse for some reason. Glad to hear it's still doing the rounds
also remember Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pylon
ten thousand volts shot up its a**e and turned its wool to nylon
xxx
2006-11-03 06:36:45 · answer #3 · answered by MrsMac 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats cute!
The best silly ryme ive ever heard is this
Boy are cheats and liars
They are such a big discrace
They will tell you anything to get to Second....
Baseball, baseball.
He thinks hes gonna score
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a .....
Horticulture studies flowers
Geologist studies rocks
The only thing hes looking for
Is a place to put his........
Cockroaches, beetles, butterflys and bugs
Nothing makes him happier
Then a giant set of
Jugglers and acrobats
And a dancing bear names Chuck
All guys really wanna do is.....
Forget it no such Luck!
♥
2006-11-03 06:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pale of water,
Jill came down with half a crown,
but not for carrying water.
2006-11-06 00:42:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mary had a little lamb,
you've heard this tale before,
but did you know she passed her plate
and had a little more?
2006-11-03 06:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Jowie 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If Mary had a little lamb
who had Mary?!?
2006-11-03 06:46:15 · answer #7 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats cute! I've never heard it before, well I guess its cuz I wasn't even around 30 years ago! haha not even close
2006-11-03 06:41:15 · answer #8 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it, I heard something like this at camp when I was little Hilarious!!!!
2006-11-03 06:38:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mary had a little lamb, and rode it every day
she rode it into town, she took it out to play
she met simple simon, then she told her verse.
Simon smiled, then he rode them up the ar5e!
2006-11-03 07:02:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋