Of coarse we are, we are not all idiots , a bit rare but there are a few
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
Because they are plugged into a genius.
2.WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
They don't have enough time.
3.WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
They don't stop to ask directions.
4.WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock.
You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
5.WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties.
6.WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
You need a rough draft before you make a final copy.
7.HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
Don't know...It never happened.
C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!
And my personal favorite:
8.WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
2006-11-03 06:39:46
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answered by ? 6
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MEN are worth the hassle. A man will make a mistake, admit it, and face the consequences of that mistake. Boys, males, and low down snakes in the grass are the type that will break your heart, cheat on you and not care about your feelings so long as they are happy. Don't give up on the real MEN, and hopefully you can weed through the boys to get that man.
2006-11-03 14:36:06
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answered by ? 3
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Yes, they are worth the hassle because women need them unless if you are not straight. Being upset doesn't mean the end of the world as that is part of human behaviour. We should be upset when our conscience is trampled upon but when in a relationship you need to ask yourself whether you should tolerate it.
Men and women need one another and sometimes being tolerant can lead to a blossoming relationship, only you can be the wiser.
2006-11-03 14:54:31
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answered by marizani 4
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wow..... it works both ways ladies,... you can be just as bad,....... jut to even things out here!.....
hopefully my girlfriend thinks so, but i'd do anything and everything for her, she means the world to me, is gorgeous, intelligent and no other women comes close!.... i pwersonally have never cheated nor would i ever cheat as it is so so so wrong, i live by the phrase " don't do to others what you wouldn't want done back to you" if everyone lived by that then the world would be a happier place. Unfortunately there are some mean ******** that cause heart break, some idiots that go and cheat on there b/f or g/f and some who just generally like to cause misery.......
.. the rest of us should leave those wastes of space and get on with our lives....
don't tar all of us with the same brush, there are decent blokes out there and i truely believe that everyone born has the right to find happiness.....
happy searching
2006-11-03 15:43:08
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answered by Anonymous
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To be totally honest I don't think there are any decent men out there anymore...no matter who it is, if they get offered sex on a plate they will take it up without a second thought, ask some of your male friends for an honest answer and see what they say. They only suit themselves...they seem to have a problem with telling the truth, staying faithful, apologising etc etc etc.
Two nights ago 3 of my friends were all saying the same thing, after 1 of them tried to kill herself because of what a man put her through.
2006-11-03 14:43:13
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answered by debs1701 3
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No, it's not worth getting upset at anyone man or woman. Just try to be the best you can be. You are not responsible for anyone else's conduct. I know it's hard to be in a relationship, but there are always going to be conflicts, try to work them out peacefully, and don't get upset, this only harms you.
2006-11-03 14:34:56
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answered by june clever 4
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No they are not worth getting upset over, but when you find the right one for you, all the past heartbreak, and hassle will be just a faint memory.
2006-11-03 14:45:17
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answered by P-Nut 7
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actually you let them break your heart and mess you around and you let yourself get so upset..sure men are worth it but if you really don't believe that find a lesbian personals site
2006-11-03 14:35:50
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answered by jojokiowa 3
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Nope
2006-11-03 14:33:05
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answered by whymewhynow 5
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You are getting with the wrong sort of men. You should NOT let any man treat you in this way, he should treat you with the respect you know you deserve
2006-11-03 14:35:08
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answered by Baps . 7
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