why did the one armed man cross the road?
to get to the second hand shop
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side
why did it want to get to the other side?
to get to the gents toilet
why did it want the gents toilet?
it where all the cocks hang out
2006-11-03 06:12:45 · 11 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An English cockerel,Irish cockerel and a gay cockerel sat in a bar looking to pull a bird.
The English cockerel says "cocka doodle do "
The Irish cockerel says" doodle doodle co*k"
The gay cockerel says" any co*k will do "
2006-11-03 06:25:04 · answer #1 · answered by EWE ANCHOR 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The first part was kinda funny, but not so much for the rest of it.
2006-11-03 14:24:43 · answer #2 · answered by Ashleigh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, but still not as funny as Ploppy Pants
2006-11-03 14:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes of course its funny. Do u have a very dry sense of homour?
2006-11-03 14:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Scatty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard the last one before,that was amusing.
2006-11-04 15:18:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not extremely funny but ok :)
2006-11-03 14:42:45 · answer #6 · answered by nelabis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are totally crap go read a joke book
2006-11-03 14:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by catherine m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not lol but it did put a smiile on my face
2006-11-03 14:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it did make me smile :)
2006-11-03 14:22:29 · answer #9 · answered by dora co 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not really funny....but it is cute! he he
2006-11-03 14:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋