Can you help me with this teenager surplus problem?

Question

I am always burning supper due to the fact that I think I am SuperWoman. I have to multi-task all the time. So I'm cooking, doing laundry, checking homework, listening to my teenagers ramble on and on and on about their day, checking e-mails, yelling at kids to get chores and homework done, watching commercials, talking on the phone, and thinking about work all in the same half hour. You know, pretty typical mom stuff. I'm single, so I don't have to deal with the extra baggae of trying to make my man happy at the same time I'm trying to get other stuff done, lucky me.

my question is....which child should I flush down the toilet first? The one who is always whining because he'll die of broccoli poisoning, or the one who makes it her goal in life to point out EVERY time I burn the dang rice?

Answer 1

Well, Well, Well, Not sure which one to flush. I'd get rid of that homeless one, He's just telling you that your his mother. The girl well I'd let her try and boil water and see how well she does. HHMM?? If she succeeds get out the hamburger helper 'cuz she ought master that pretty quick. Always be sure that You have one of those tidy bowl blue things in the water of the toilet first so when they come back up from the flushing at least they won't be able to complain about their hair color not being in style anymore. Swirly Blue Hair??? now that's cool!! Heck I'd even try that. As far as you though, You could use someone to stand behind you and just give you a back rub for and hour or so while you are doing all that multi-tasking BS. I'm offering here ya know.

Answer 2

first your to pretty for all this..
now..you have Children..as a past TV lady would say.."child labor" good thing...
make those kids do some of the cooking and ..what...they cry and yell about doing it...this week tell them it will start this new thing..and they WILL help cook and clean....and if they scream...make enough for YOU..sit down and eat...they will want to know where is their food. say ..hey I remember you all yelling you will not. o I can not..or I do not know this..so the new thing is..I know I am hungry.and I asked you all nicely to help..so I will ask one more time..will you all help..if it continues..tell them see them for breakfast..and NO ONE enters the kitchen for food until morning....slam you hand down and say go to your rooms..
no one will get sick or die form this..and lets see how they feel about making YOU and the rest of them Saturday morning breakfast..then also cleaning up the mess.
it can be done...you just have to put your foot down and MAKE.then ENJOY it..and after a while it will be enjoyable...

good luck
pretty girl

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