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damn gun, how to explain to the fiance?

2006-11-03 03:52:36 · 57 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

57 answers

....now you'll have to "buy" Her... a pearl necklace...

2006-11-03 04:02:22 · answer #1 · answered by Uwanna Kissimmi 6 · 3 1

Well you probably did some form of damage so will have to explain this to your fiance. Therefore my suggestion would be to be honest with your fiance and let her know what really happened. You may want to consider getting rid of gun as next time might go off when someone else is present and end up hitting them. Then you'd have some real serious explaining to do, to the coppers though.

2006-11-03 05:54:50 · answer #2 · answered by crazylegs 7 · 0 0

First take the rest of the bullets out of the gun, then clean it again, patch the hole in the wall and do not say a word. Discharging a firearm inside city limits is illegal unless you are defending your life. So do not tell the cops if they are outside your house right now looking around your house.

2006-11-03 04:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by sphericaluniverse 2 · 0 2

Depending on exactly what you were cleaning why would you have to even mention it to your fiance? Or any of us for that matter? Unless....of course you were really dirty and trying to get a rise out of however many people out here in Yahoo space that you can---- cuz, you're lonely and don't reality have a fiance!

2006-11-03 04:04:56 · answer #4 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0 2

Why were you cleaning a loaded gun? If you don't know enough to unload the gun before cleaning you have no business touching it.

2006-11-03 05:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsy Girl 7 · 0 1

Bad Luck!

2006-11-06 00:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ormoz 3 · 0 0

Explain?! Rule of survival # 1: You don't have to explain ANYTHING to a loaded gun.

2006-11-03 03:59:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lightbringer 6 · 3 1

Anyone who knows anything about firearms knows to check to see if the weapon is cleared before cleaning it. DUH. If you do not know that, you should not be handling firearms. You should ALWAYS treat a firearm as if it were loaded with bullets, than can hurt or kill someone. DOUBLE DUH.

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2006-11-03 04:05:36 · answer #8 · answered by bubbabuddy 2 · 2 1

just say exactly that... but id like to know were you hurt??? was anyone else hurt??? and why was it loaded??? and why was a round left in the chamber especially while cleaning...

2006-11-03 06:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by jeans0079 3 · 0 0

Why in hell would you clean a loaded gun, tell her the truth

2006-11-03 04:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0 2

well if it has a short attention span you had better tell your fiance right now as that may not be her ideal hunting partner, perhaps some medical help is in order

2006-11-03 04:06:28 · answer #11 · answered by rkilburn410 6 · 0 2

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