There's nothing worse than a doctor's receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old
guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's waiting room.
As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are
you seeing the doctor for today?"
There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
crowded doctor's room and say things like that."
Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further
with the doctor in private."
The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
her advice."And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
I can't p$£” out of it," the man replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
2006-11-03 03:48:10 · 29 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it but still like it
2006-11-03 03:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!!
Did you hear about the 86 year old man who said to his doctor that he was having a few sex problems? The doctor said to him that he shouldn't expect too much at that age but went on to say, "When did you first notice the problem?" To which the man replied, "Twice last night and four times this morning!"
2006-11-03 07:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An intelligent man understood the point that he should never use words that may cause embarassment in the waiting room...but then ..hearing was not his problem actually ....So he had to say So.....Well said ! Good One !!!! I liked it !
2006-11-03 04:35:50 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can relate. There was a receptionist like that at my doctor's office. She hasn't been there in some time though.
2006-11-03 03:51:44 · answer #4 · answered by LMJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't beat the old ones, but still a good 8/10 !
2006-11-03 04:21:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Like it.
But one of my doc's receptionist is like this. one day I rang for an appointment and as usual she asked me what the problem was, this really p1sses me off, so i said:
"i am itching down below and black things are crawling in my pubic hair..."! for once the nosy cow was speechless.
2006-11-03 04:41:38 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a minimum of he made up for his mistake. Fabregas had a almost sparkling decrease threat provided via him early interior the experience via Adebayor and Van Persie, yet he hit it on the instant on the keeper. i think of its a greater physically powerful effect than guy Utd a minimum of :p
2016-10-15 08:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a Joke and well worth reading big thumbs up for you
2006-11-03 05:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No my doctors receptionist isn't like that one but how funny..he showed her...
2006-11-03 03:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by smartiebc 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny
2006-11-03 05:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋