Normally that's not a problem. But this particular night I heard this strange clapping sound. I couldn't figure it out.
I got a second chance when, to my dismay, The instructor got ticked off because we didn't count loud enough. So as I began counting for a second time, "One! Two," I remembered...I was wearing thong underwear. What I heard was the sound of my flabby behind.
It sounded like two Virginia Hams applauding me.
If karate has taught me anything, it's:
*One- Never wear thong underwear to class.
*Two- Granny panties and tighty whities are good for something.
*Three- a jiggly butt doing jumping jacks is louder than five screaming martial artists.
You can't make this sort of stuff up.
2006-11-03 03:40:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh wow!! That must of been embarrassing. Hopefully no one noticed!!
2006-11-03 03:46:11 · answer #1 · answered by Sam G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... i can only imagine... sometimes a do jumping jacks at the gym (i wear thongs from time to time as well) and I have heard that too... but luckily no one else was in that area at the time... lol so i wasn't as embarrassed! lol...
Needless to say, I have learned not to wear thongs in the gym...
2006-11-03 11:45:45 · answer #2 · answered by Fatty McButterpants 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I am so sorry...But it was funny. I now always remember not to wear thongs while exersising.
2006-11-03 13:10:32 · answer #3 · answered by eva b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Appreciate your practical tips to the Karate learners...A first hand information, Can't be wrong at all !!! Ha Ha Ha ....Liked them !!
2006-11-03 11:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that is pretty good but you won't catch me dead in public in thongs nooooo
2006-11-03 13:24:14 · answer #5 · answered by mick987g 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm doing kung-fu but till now nothing this funny happened to me.Lol!
2006-11-03 12:19:42 · answer #6 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An Embarrassing lesson to be sure!
2006-11-03 13:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea i go 2 karate...what belt r u in? i'm jus in white...............if you're any higher or even still in white u could teach me a thing or 2
2006-11-03 12:37:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda =)) because in karete class your only supoosed to do karete stuff
2006-11-03 11:44:16 · answer #9 · answered by good_to_kno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, definitely funny.
The mental picture is hilarious!
"One"(slap) "two"(slap) "Three" (Slap)
lol
2006-11-03 13:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋