In a jungle, two males - a mouse and a monkey - were vying with each other to get an opportunity to have intercourse with a female elephant! One day, when the she-elephant was munching the leaves of a coconut tree, the monkey was watching it with a gaze whereas the mouse was chirping around the elephant's hind leg. Quite annoyed, the elephant asked the mouse what exactly it wanted and the mouse also expressed its desire. The elephant agreed and lifted the mouse to reach its rear. The envious monkey plucked a coconut and threw it towards the mouse. By the time the mouse inserted its dick, the coconut by misaim, landed on the head of the elephant. "Ouch", cried the elephant. Unaware of what was happening around, the mouse naively enquired the elephant: "Is it painful?"!
2006-11-03
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