In a jungle, two males - a mouse and a monkey - were vying with each other to get an opportunity to have intercourse with a female elephant! One day, when the she-elephant was munching the leaves of a coconut tree, the monkey was watching it with a gaze whereas the mouse was chirping around the elephant's hind leg. Quite annoyed, the elephant asked the mouse what exactly it wanted and the mouse also expressed its desire. The elephant agreed and lifted the mouse to reach its rear. The envious monkey plucked a coconut and threw it towards the mouse. By the time the mouse inserted its dick, the coconut by misaim, landed on the head of the elephant. "Ouch", cried the elephant. Unaware of what was happening around, the mouse naively enquired the elephant: "Is it painful?"!
2006-11-03 03:39:44 · 26 answers · asked by Hobby 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.The punch line caught me laughing out loud.
2006-11-03 05:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by eva b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lovely
2006-11-03 04:15:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We should appreciate the level self confidence of the mouse !
Good Joke !
2006-11-03 04:06:51 · answer #3 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not the best today - only 2/10
2006-11-03 04:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I smiled. Heck, you even got a chuckle out of me! lol. congratulations!
2006-11-03 03:53:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sasha B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO on the floor her man,,,, very very good Thumbs up
2006-11-03 05:15:07 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one... let me be the she-elephant !!!
2006-11-03 04:44:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i'm a mouse, and your into some twisted **** man.
2006-11-03 04:00:34 · answer #8 · answered by drdreallday 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright you got your smile =)
2006-11-03 03:59:20 · answer #9 · answered by Nicole 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one...i love that kind of humour lol
who wouldnt smile at that?!?
:D
2006-11-03 03:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋