and what was your answer (if you answered it?)
I thought one of the best was
Title: My girlfriends skid marks are becoming a real problem............... More Info: how can I tell her to stop making them with the car?
Or something like that. Had me in hysterics
2006-11-03 03:38:33 · 15 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's an easy one... I liked the following question,
Question:
My cat has a sore bum (not worms) as if it is burning him. we used a flea killing product earlier....?
More info:
So what would you do, I have tried to put a cool wet wipe on him and he can not even sit on his bum. It is 3.50 am so I can not ring a vet.
He has tried walking across the floor on his bum as if to scratch it.
This is not a joke.
Do I bath him as he hates water.
My Answer:
Fuc king hell...
This website is fan bloody tastic, I now believe I have entered the twilight zone.
I don't know what is more bizarre, the fact that someone is on a question and answer website at 4am in the morning asking questions about there cats a rsehole or the fact that some of you are actually answering the question seriously.
Come on seriously did anyone ever log onto the world wide web with the intention of dishing out amature vet advice.
I mean I don't wish your cat any malice and I suppose it could be upsetting but have you tried sticking an ice-cube up it's a rse.
I wasn't very popular with everybody, but I won best answer anyway! They never did tell me if they used the ice cube idea...
:)
2006-11-05 02:14:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was one quite recently on this section where some bloke wrote in to say that he was thinking of buying his girlfriend a belt and matching bag...but he couldn't remember the make of her hoover!
Made me laugh. Who said romance was dead!
2006-11-03 07:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the parenting section, a lady asked if anyone has ever sucked snot out of their kids nose with thier own mouth. Yeah, everyone made fun of her for that one.
2006-11-03 05:35:03 · answer #3 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wudent say this was the funniest but it was DEFINATELY the most bizarre and weird the question was "i have a knife stuck up my vag**a, how do i get it out?" i didnt answer that question but the answers included "CALL A DOCTOR!" "get a doctor (not abou the knife)" and many otheres the question was weird but the answers made me chuckle
2006-11-03 04:19:33 · answer #4 · answered by sidney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was this one:
Question: My Girlfriend refuses to put it in her mouth?
Detail: I just cant get her to eat a single Brussels sprout.
I'm scared she wont have enough energy to do the ironing?
Should I hide one in her pudding?
It cracked me up.
2006-11-03 05:35:42 · answer #5 · answered by ono 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was one yesterday about I think i'm in love with my cat and I'd love to have a relationship with it.
I nearly fell off my chair laughing.
2006-11-03 04:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by Elle J Morgan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cucumber ones are funny/strange
ha ha that wa a gud 1
2006-11-03 09:40:14 · answer #7 · answered by laura 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best question I've seen is: "Suppose I'm getting married in February..."
The best reply was: "Suppose I'm the groom...."
2006-11-03 03:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by Heath 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A girl asked... "should I marry him?".... but didn't leave any more details... that was funny.....I've answered... YES MARRY HIM NOW!!!!!...idiot!!!! hahahahah
also, when girls ask....."Am i pregnant?"....... How about taking a pregnancy test or i should ask my cards to find out!!!!.... geez.........hahahha... well goodmorning yalll!!!! =)
SMILE!!!
2006-11-03 03:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must have to say that ,the answer is 'ur question'(the above one)
2006-11-03 03:44:06 · answer #10 · answered by S_J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋