Bumper stickers: "Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot." "The gene pool could use a little chlorine." "Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!" "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" "I took an IQ test and the results were negative." "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?" "Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!" "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." "3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."
2006-11-03 02:37:00 · 23 answers · asked by mistahfantastic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like these two the best:
" 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't "
" Time is the best teacher and unfortunally it kills all of it's students"
Love all of them though.
Here's some:
" I love animals, they taste great. "
" EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later. "
" Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. "
" I is a college student. "
" What happens if you get scared half to death twice? "
2006-11-03 02:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by tatertot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
2006-11-03 10:41:25 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always like "Eschew Obfuscation" Find a dictionary for the joke tho.
Animals/meat. Shoots from the hip, and funny too.
2006-11-03 13:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
visualize using your turn signal.
the 2 best stickers i ever saw....I didnt scratch and claw my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegatarian. And....The earth has no gravity, it just sucks.
2006-11-03 12:05:37 · answer #4 · answered by dblindguy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." ~ sounds funny. Other ones are thought provoking good quotes.
2006-11-03 12:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by Alrahcam 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the visualize using your turn signal.
2006-11-03 10:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by noonee333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one
"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students!"
2006-11-03 10:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were good, but heres 2 more for ya:
My dog is smarter than your honor roll student, or my kid beat up your honor roll student!!!
2006-11-03 13:40:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! here are mine
I love kids, but i cant eat a whole one.
Its not how you pik your nose, its where u put the boogies
Dont eat the yellow snow!
Take your time but hurry!
2006-11-03 10:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw a bumper sticker from a meat packing co. that said you can lick our chops but you cant beat our meat.
2006-11-03 11:43:41 · answer #10 · answered by Steve C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋