Q: What's small brown and warm and found in the back of little boys underwear?
A: Michael Jackson's Hand!
2006-11-03 02:31:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You know you are going to get hosed for this one, dude.
2006-11-03 02:33:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 3⤋
This joke is so funny I told it to Michael and he said to give you a price for the uncoolest joke ever. I think you will to have to dry better, let me make it for you:
What does Michael Jackson has in his underware?
Childrensurprise
Sorry Michael but this idiot thinks he is funny he never meet me before.
2006-11-04 07:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha good one
michael jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son Michael asks "how long before we can have sex?"
the doctor says "at least wait until hes walking"
2006-11-03 05:06:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably your nose!!
â¥â¥We Love You Michael!!!!â¥â¥
2006-11-03 11:31:24 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice, but well worn.
Have you heard that MJ is shopping at Wal-Mart?
He heard that they've got boys pants, 1/2 off!
I know, it's old too.
2006-11-03 05:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by George Curious 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard a lot of MJ jokes but this is funnnnnnny
2006-11-03 02:37:44 · answer #6 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very Funny Steve
LMAO hahahahahahah Thumbs up mate
2006-11-03 02:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Daaaaaaaannnnnnnnnggggggggg!
2006-11-03 02:33:52 · answer #8 · answered by blueberry_coconut_1 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
lol !thats not nice. Mike is going to get you, I'll tell him when I stop laughing. lol
tell another joke- keep them coming
2006-11-03 02:43:59 · answer #9 · answered by funoburgmom 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
how do you know when there is an orgy going on at wonderland?
all the bigwheels parked outside!!
2006-11-03 02:35:10 · answer #10 · answered by tanny_fanny2003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG I hope you don't get too much hate mail for this one,,
2006-11-03 02:34:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋