2006-11-03 02:28:54 · 17 answers · asked by Isabelle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks - I feel so much better having a good laugh.
The Adam/Eve one was v.funny.
If you haven't seen it profile 'dididdleydihi' has a funny one recently about the 85 year old man going to the doctor's surgery discussing his ailments with the receptionist.
Brent - man walking along road meets pal - funny but gross!
2006-11-03 08:06:53 · update #1
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?
God: So you will always want to look at her.
Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?
God: So you will always want to touch her.
Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?
God: So you will always want to be near her.
Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?
God: So she would love you
haha love that one =]
xx
2006-11-03 02:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by Emerence 2 · 8⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 12:15:51 · answer #2 · answered by segerman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try looking at my earlier joke about the man walking down the street on this same page, everyone seemed to like this. PS let me know what you think!!
2006-11-03 04:56:27 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Tom O'Connor's book of Irish humour (not quoted verbatim):
Come to O'Malley's Fried Chicken. Our recipe is so good, if Colonel Sanders had had it, he'd have been a general!
2006-11-03 04:40:19 · answer #4 · answered by david4thelord 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you're not well it had better be a doctor joke.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Can you give me anything for wind"? So the doctor gave him a kite.
Get well soon!
2006-11-03 07:54:44 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between a BMW car and a porcupine? Answer - With a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.
2006-11-03 04:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by David H 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There were two crazy men in a hospital. Man1 said, "Let's escape! We'll break out the door, jump out the fence, and run free!" As man2 replied, "Too bad, it's not our day." "Why?" replied man1. And man2 replied, "There's no fence."
Pepsi's "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi brings your ancestors back from the dead" when it was translated in Chinese.
Also in Chinese, KFC's "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off"
2006-11-03 02:37:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Have a look at some of the questions and answers on here
2006-11-03 02:44:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i went bowling yesterday and went to the pub afterwards.
All the time i was in the pub with my friends they where laughing and i had no idea why?!
ABout an hour later i realised, i had walked out of the bowling alley and sat in the pub with the bowling shoes still on my feet!!!!!
What a t*t i looked!
Hope it cheers you up!
2006-11-03 02:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by ligsy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid I cant" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no loo paper in the ladies."
2006-11-03 04:42:59 · answer #10 · answered by craziestchick_666 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋