I want to.
2006-11-03 02:05:51 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I would love to be able to get something for my "soul"; but the devil is not real so it would be tough to sell it to him.
2006-11-03 02:13:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well you may have 4 score years and 10 to 'enjoy' whatever you get for your soul, but you'll then have eternity to regret it. Selling your soul involve signing your name in your blood on a paper saying you want to sell your soul, if accepted the paper will burst into flame as it's stored away. You probably don't believe in souls or the devil and see this question as a joke, but don't mess with this stuff some doors are difficult to open but one opened are impossible to close! You'll never value your peace of mind like you will when you've lost it.
2006-11-03 02:46:46 · answer #2 · answered by Avon 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Say out loud that you sell your soul to the devil. Then write it on a piece of paper and burn it. Repeat as it burns I sell my soul to the devil.
Watch what you ask for as it will always come back to you when you least expect it. The devil has plenty of time on his hands and does not come for what is his straight away.
2006-11-03 02:20:26 · answer #3 · answered by Tabbyfur aka patchy puss 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with ckrug, why would u want to sell ur soul to the devil .
Ur soul is the most valuable possession u have .
2006-11-03 07:33:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't sell your soul to the Devil in my opinion. It is just a term used when people are going against the norms in society. Whatever those norms are. If a group believes working for money all the times is bad, like you are a go getter.....workaholic etc. They may say you have sold your soul to the Devil. The truth is you may have sold a like to yourself.
Much Love
2006-11-03 02:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
The best way is this:
1. Think of all the people you really know well, but they also have to know each other
2. For everyone of them think what is it that they are:
a. Vulnerable about
b. Ashamed off
c. Their darkest secret
3. Arrange a gathering for these people together and expose everyone of them in the presence of the others.
4. In the shock that follows make sure there is a video camera recording it all
5. Take the tape.
6. Travel away.
7. Blackmail them for thousands: They pay or you send the tape to all their work colleagues and families.
8. Receive the money
9. Buy a one way ticket to HELL.
10. Enjoy.
2006-11-03 02:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sorry to disappoint you but you can't as the devil does not exist. This is a human concept which has been built up to put fear in man, and thus enpower man. Why would you want to anyway?
2006-11-03 02:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The actual sale isn't the big problem; you can get in touch with him with a quick phone call. The difficulty comes when you try to ship it. UPS are notoriously incompetent when it comes to souls.
2006-11-03 02:33:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sell it for £6.66 on eBay.
Or maybe Ms. Faust - all you need to do is wind up a few more Christians…that’ll get you damned…
I find it hilarious that these (thick) religious types have a complete sense of humour failure & answer this question so earnestly…haven’t they realised it’s tongue in cheek!
2006-11-03 02:40:01 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Crusty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If a person is not doing the will of God, he already belongs to the devil.
2006-11-03 02:48:01 · answer #10 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋