Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. the first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island. The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off. Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.
2006-11-03 01:43:32 · 54 answers · asked by Johno 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good!!!! LMAO
2006-11-03 01:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by huggz 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Relaxation Technique
Lie down and close your eyes. Breathe. Slowly breathe in and out. Feel yourself relaxing. Concentrate on your breathing. Now I want you to picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called "the world." The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. The water is clear. You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you're holding under the water. Look. It's your husband, the person who caused you all this stress in the first place. What a pleasant surprise. You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop! ...back under they go... You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want. There now... feeling better?
2006-11-04 05:00:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-11-03 04:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have never heard that one before. It was funny but I just wasted a lot of time trying to add a fourth blond who "chose 100% smarter so she ..." without any success.
2006-11-03 02:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why didn't any of them ask to be 100% smarter? Is that because they are blondes? I've heared that joke many times. It is k.
2006-11-03 01:45:32 · answer #5 · answered by bkanastoplus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they had asked to be 100% smarter they would have turned into a brunette. Obviously.
2006-11-03 01:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by stevethekangaroo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good Johno on the floor here LMAO hahahahaha Thumbs up for that one has to be
2006-11-03 02:32:12 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard tha b4 but the female version
but its still hillarious gotta give ya dat1 lol
got anymore?
2006-11-03 02:06:45 · answer #8 · answered by fernleaof 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two blondes walked into a building.
You'd have thought that one of them would have seen it.
2006-11-03 01:51:12 · answer #9 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one. Not many blond jokes are good anymore, but this one is.
2006-11-03 15:28:31 · answer #10 · answered by Allie Girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nett
2006-11-03 05:11:27 · answer #11 · answered by TorstenTiger 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋