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is it true that a cat will always land on its feet?

no it fcuking isn't I cut my cats feet off and placed them on the floor about 10 yards from me, swung the cat round and threw it at them..........missed by fcuking miles

2006-11-03 01:42:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Cats

11 answers

oh silly you you did it all wrong......what you do is cut the feet off insert super srength magnets into the bone(tricky but i find a good old black+decker will make reasonable sized holes) then get kitty +an old plug in heater push the plug+flex up his hole+out his mouth +go 2 your highest window.open+drop kitty out.he,ll land on his feet(in a fasion)everytime

2006-11-03 01:53:18 · answer #1 · answered by Nellynoo 4 · 3 0

No, cat's do not land on thier feet , I looked it up on the net and doing that to a cat is cruel, I'm not being rude , but you might arre being bored right now.

2006-11-03 11:35:34 · answer #2 · answered by kitty 6 · 0 0

Someone is going to report you. I got reported for a funny cat remark. I liked this though.

2006-11-03 09:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes it is true that all cats hate you.

2006-11-03 09:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by MAJ 4 · 0 2

Okay, are you like, totally bored? cause you are full of catpoop...

2006-11-03 09:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

lol. your a cruel cat owner. :P

2006-11-03 09:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by forest lover 2 · 1 1

poor kittly,you should have froze him first and made kittycicles

2006-11-03 09:47:56 · answer #7 · answered by chunga12413 3 · 2 1

this says a lot about your mental state.

2006-11-03 09:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by kayla0428 2 · 0 2

lol...wacko!

2006-11-03 11:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by Sunspot Baby 4 · 1 0

BORING.

2006-11-03 09:48:20 · answer #10 · answered by Melissa D 2 · 1 2

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