After servicing ones bird is it considered bad manners to wipe ones old chap on the sheets????

Question

serious answers only please 10 points and a luxury weekend for 3 at the Abu graib campsite in Bagdad,( flights not included.)

Answer 1

Yes, it is considered rude. Gentlemen do not &c.

What you need to do is buy some of those little towels -- bigger than a flannel, but not nearly a bath towel. These are often seen near sinks in middle-class houses, often as a coy, but only, indication that the resident is aware of things like 'servicing.'

In N America they are referred to as 'hand towels.' This is a Bowlderisation of 'hand j** towel' (just as 'j**' may be seen as a Bowlderisation of 'job'). In the homes of the upper and lower classes, they are used to tidy up one's chap -- and one's bird, should it be necessary.

Moistening and heating the towel is unnecessary. At times it is a kindness, but its propriety went out the window when airlines, in a nod to their 'mile clubs' (you know -- perks available to travellers), took over the racket.

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Yr Obdt Srvnt

Answer 2

Sheets are made for sleeping on, not for doing the washing up with. Would you find it acceptable for your 'bird' to wipe her fanny on the sheets after you have filled it. I don't reckon you would.

By the way Abu Ghraib is twenty miles west of Baghdad and worth a visit if you are in the area. It's not a camp site though, but you can get free board and lodging.

Answer 3

if you're in a consumer mattress, then i imagine it could be ok...C'mon they'll modify the sheets regardless...Now if it became a young children mattress, or grandma's mattress or something like that, i'd say that would want to be type of incorrect. in spite of the indisputable fact that, grown adults are going to do what they'll do regardless...My spouse and that i in basic terms had sex at her persons position contained in the customer mattress room when we went abode to visit, when we were at my father and mom abode we slept in grandma's room, so we did not do something.

Answer 4

yes very bad manners, though arguably it would be worse to go out and do it in the bathroom as many do, best bet is to do it with a tissue and just chuck it in the bin.
i would however request not to be given the prize, if i do win perhaps you could on my behalf give it to charity??

Answer 5

Depends on whose sheets, is rude in general. ask for a washcloth or the like. would you like someone wiping their "stuff" on your bedding? Then you get the wet spot.

Answer 6

Yuk, that's gross! Try putting a box of kleenex on the night table.

Answer 7

The sheets or curtains are both acceptable.

Answer 8

As long as the sheets are yours, go for it.

Answer 9

i wouldnt want to hope so because i do the same sorta anyway just not on the bedsheets

Answer 10

hey, if yr the one doing the laundry, feel free to make all the mess you want!!!