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Why would God not answer my letters? He didn't even open them! Did he flush them all down his heavenly toilet? Why does his toilet empty into the Atlantic Ocean of off New Jersey?
Please! I'm desperate and need answers! Obviously, God won't answer.
2006-11-03 01:13:50 · 12 answers · asked by Sherri 2 Kewl 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Self searching is a must. As I always telling, God will not anwers, to person having sins or having guilt, as a procedure your have to ask to forgive those who sinned against you and you yourself must ask forgiveness for your sins through Jesus Christ. Then the line to God now is open, you can communicate now.
If youre letter is one of those washed ashore. It doesnt mean that these prayers were never been attended by God. Faith moves everything.
2006-11-03 01:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by The young Merlin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude, the minister never opened them, then he died, and someone found the letters and dumped them in the ocean. And God does answer us, for praying and writing a letter are the same. Sometimes, the answer is not what we want to hear.
2006-11-03 09:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by sister steph 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two of the letters were mine. Long storie of what i went through and i know why they were in the ocean and i want my letters bacj and it would be great if those concerned help grant my prayer. Im the lottery guy. Contact me if you can help
2014-11-11 12:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by Shark 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God was bringing them back to Eden. Oh ye of little faith. God even gave it the slogan "The Garden State."
2006-11-03 09:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Black Parade Billie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The reason they landed in jersey is because pennsylvania does not have a beach.
2006-11-03 09:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First, God doesn't speak English
Second, God is lock up in Israel and the Jews refuse to let he visit Thailand
Third, You need to kill an animal as offering (Like what the old Hebrews did)
2006-11-03 09:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by Taco 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Blame the post man.
ps. you can just pray you dont need to write him a letter.
2006-11-03 09:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Maddie H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Jersey, soon or later everything Washes up their!!! Just look at you!!!
2006-11-03 10:02:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
New Jersey is the best state . Food , shore line , people , arts , education . Where is your butt from.
2006-11-03 09:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
If you've ever been to New Jersey, you'd understand why it is "God's" toilet.
2006-11-03 09:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋