A guy goes to a music publisher, says, "I've written a song but no one will publish it." Publisher says play it for me. Guy sits at piano and begins to play. The publisher is overwhelmed! The song makes him cry, laugh, feel in love, feel joyous, etc. Takes him through every conceivable emotional state. When it is over it takes him 10 minutes to even speak. He says, "I can't believe no one will publish your song. It is going to stun the world. It is beautiful, the best piece of music ever written. Do you have a name for it?"
Yes, I do. I call it: I love you so much I can't sh!t.
2006-11-03
00:11:26
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