A guy goes to a music publisher, says, "I've written a song but no one will publish it." Publisher says play it for me. Guy sits at piano and begins to play. The publisher is overwhelmed! The song makes him cry, laugh, feel in love, feel joyous, etc. Takes him through every conceivable emotional state. When it is over it takes him 10 minutes to even speak. He says, "I can't believe no one will publish your song. It is going to stun the world. It is beautiful, the best piece of music ever written. Do you have a name for it?"
Yes, I do. I call it: I love you so much I can't sh!t.
2006-11-03 00:11:26 · 7 answers · asked by abbeyroad54321 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Abbey nice one girl hehehe
2006-11-03 05:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the punchline....are you sure you typed in the whole joke?
2006-11-03 08:18:39 · answer #2 · answered by Coyote 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok....backing awa slowly. Screw the slowly, RUN!
2006-11-03 08:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by charmzi_babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm ok.
lol. sounds lyke something i would post if im bored. :]
2006-11-03 08:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I do not know why i am laughing but i am.
2006-11-03 08:15:01 · answer #5 · answered by Osunwole Adeoyin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont understand, thats not funny
2006-11-03 08:14:02 · answer #6 · answered by Kaleigh P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is funny!!!! lol LMFAO
2006-11-03 08:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by Brittany W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋