A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs
that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with
you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be >>>spending
the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be upset. I shall be home before midnight."
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
"My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty
about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind
you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this,
I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is
also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary,
is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent
knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54
goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."
2006-11-02 22:15:26 · 24 answers · asked by zorroorojo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats a good one. has made me cheer up today reading that. Thanks
2006-11-02 22:21:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good and was worth taking the time to read,,,, LMAO and Thumbs up
2006-11-03 06:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2006-11-03 07:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by dodo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ending for the wife!! lol
2006-11-04 14:51:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant joke
tit for tat
best way to show men that women r alwayz better
luv ya alllll !!!!!!!!!!!!
have a great day
2006-11-03 06:32:41 · answer #5 · answered by sixthsense350 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody brilliant.
2006-11-03 06:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by jammer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he he!! Very good i loved it!!
Good on the old girl x
2006-11-03 06:30:09 · answer #7 · answered by jo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-03 09:59:10 · answer #8 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One Man!!!
Hahaha i nearly s**t in my pants
2006-11-03 06:21:30 · answer #9 · answered by Terry Yucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! now that is a good one
2006-11-03 07:22:11 · answer #10 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great, this is the best joke ive heard for ages, cant wait to tell it to my friends. keep them coming.
2006-11-03 06:31:03 · answer #11 · answered by ShayMonYou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋