A guy walked into a bar one day and noticed a jar full of money on the counter. He asked the bartender what it was for and the bartender replied that if he could go into the back and make the Elephant laugh, he could have that jar of money.
So the guy walks in the back and a few minutes he comes out with the Elephant laughing his head off. He gets his money and walks out.
The next day the same guy went to the same bar and noticed another jar of money sittin on the counter. The bartender, when asked, said that if he could go in the back and make the Elephant cry, he could have that jar of money.
So the guy goes in the back and about 5 minutes later comes out with the Elephant crying huge tears.
As the guy was about to leave, the bartender stopped him and asked him how he made the Elephant laugh and cry.
The guy replied: The first time I told him I had a bigger dick then he did, and the second time I proved it.
he he he.... u like it??
2006-11-02 22:06:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are a dirty minded baby...your mom must be so proud. lol
2006-11-02 23:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Brad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a rehash of the old joke about the guy who walked into the bar & saw a donkey tied to the end of the bar. There was a sign hanging over the bar offering $50 for anyone who could make the donkey laugh.....
2006-11-03 06:13:03 · answer #2 · answered by south_texas_herper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Funny
2006-11-03 10:00:32 · answer #3 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh great except i knew that one back in primary school! and back then it was a donkey
2006-11-03 06:09:32 · answer #4 · answered by lil_munky4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes BABY i loved it LMAO
2006-11-03 06:20:43 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sad---wait! he just showed it to him right?? i mean- its pretty funny if he just pulled it out to show him??right? right??! cant get mad at a cute wittle baby though, huh?
2006-11-03 06:09:42 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*burst out laughing*
2006-11-03 07:05:57 · answer #7 · answered by blood_shadow_walks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor elephant :'(
2006-11-03 10:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... quite a nice joke...
2006-11-03 08:37:03 · answer #9 · answered by JT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Any jokes without sexual implications please... Why do you think those are the only funny jokes for God's shake?
2006-11-03 06:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋