2006-11-02 21:40:48 · 27 answers · asked by 2 good 2 miss 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you punch the idiot who keeps jumping out on your with a foghorn
2006-11-02 22:05:46 · answer #1 · answered by Mr Gravy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Technically from a math point of view you wouldnt be dead you would be 3/4 dead. Because if you got scared half to death that would leave you 50% alive then if you got scared half to death from that point , half of 50 is 25 so you would be 25% alive or 3/4 dead.
Sorry for the math lesson so early in the morning. It's 5:45 here in Florida .
2006-11-02 21:46:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you get scared half to death, then there is half left but you would get scared half to death again.. well your half scared of the half which is already left lol. So, you wouldn't actually die.. Jus always losin half.. and you won't get to zero as it's not half of anything lol. Yeh I know.. I do think too much.. take it easy
2006-11-02 21:45:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same thing as the frog who is two feet away from a wall and he jumps halfway there. And then keeps jumping halfway there and so on. How long does it take him to reach the wall? He never does because he only goes halfway towards it forever.
2006-11-02 23:01:01 · answer #4 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then you will have one quarter of your life left. It's like a radioactive half-life. You can never die from being scared half to death; it will only bring you to the brink of it. :)
2006-11-02 21:43:06 · answer #5 · answered by Josh5009 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
If a male, sperm count drops to nearly zero for two weeks. If a female, you become more fertile, but if you get pregnant in under a year, your children will emerge hairy all over, and wanting to eat raw liver and over cooked sprouts!
2006-11-04 05:02:18 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You die because you get scared full to death! I've heard this before
2006-11-02 21:46:37 · answer #7 · answered by parapligiko A.E. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ;) .. if i got scared half to death i would die anyways
so i think they would become mentally insane or something
2006-11-02 21:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by rkB 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many times do you hit your head against the wall before you say ouch? If it bothers you, stop letting it happen.
2006-11-02 22:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by vinny c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what if you get scared twice but on one side!
2006-11-02 21:43:07 · answer #10 · answered by bender 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well by the second time you would have gotten over the first time... unless the second time came closely after the first in which case, i would in your place, call the ambulance.
2006-11-02 23:53:04 · answer #11 · answered by dodo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋