Mine is:
WE AIM TO KEEP THIS TIOLET CLEAN, YOUR AIM IS APPRECIATED!
I think that's great but I'm sure you've seen better.
2006-11-02 21:38:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In my local pub, before it got all clean and poncey, there used to be a running argument going on the door of the bog. I went something like this:
"Steve-o is gay"
"No I'm not"
"Yes you are. You are gay"
"I agree, Steve-o is the gayest man in the world"
"No I'm f*cking not"
"Yes you f*cking are"
"He is. It's true"
"Everyone who thinks Steve-o is day, tick this box"
(There was a box drawn underneath with about fifty ticks in it)
"You guys are bastards"
"Your mum's bastard"
"No she isn't"
"Yes she is"
"Everyone who thinks Steve-o's mum is bastard, tick this box"
(Another box full of ticks)
And so it went. I never did find out who Steve-o was.
2006-11-02 21:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by people are scum 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
In the Dovedale in Liverpool the whole sign has been altered, but i can only remember the first chunk - "these toilets are cleaned on a regular basis" (or something pretty similar) has been changed to "his ti ts are infected on a regular a ss" and then more assorted alterations about fleas etc. It's pretty long, and i know it's not exactly mature but it sure gives me a giggle.
2006-11-02 21:43:36 · answer #2 · answered by stick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One I saw was "And a merry Xmas to all our readers". And another consisted of a long arrow going all the way up to the roof with a speech bubble at the end saying "While you are reading this you're peeing on you left foot."
2006-11-03 08:02:55 · answer #3 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't a demonstration, yet i have been given a slice of pizza once and were its assume to assert the servers call on the receipt it suggested. Are you sitting down? It suggested, hi my call is PIZZA! LOL ROFL
2016-12-05 12:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by hamiton 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELP THE POLICE - BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH
Seen in a toilet in Llandudno.
Also, told to me by a male friend, written on a "cottage" wall in central London was
"THEY TOLD ME THIS PLACE WAS GOOD. I CAME HERE ALL THE WAY FROM WATFORD, I'VE BEEN HERE FOR OVER HALF AN HOUR - AND N O T H I N G !"
2006-11-02 22:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I came to sit and think.
But all I do is s_it and stink.
Pondering who pulled this caper.
Some bloke has stole the toilet paper.
Here I can no longer linger.
Guess I'll have to use my finger.
2006-11-02 23:07:47 · answer #6 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't hate me coz I am gorgeously fabulous, hate me coz I f*cked your dad!
Saw it in a gay bar guys toilet (the ladies toilets were full), me and my mate could not stop laughing about it.
2006-11-02 21:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Liggy Lee 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When depositing money in this bank leave no small change on the counter
2006-11-03 04:58:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is how you play toilet tennis:Sit down doing your business,on one side of the wall there is a sign saying"TO PLAY TOILET TENNIS LOOK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL".Then you look on the other side of the wall It say's" TO PLAY TOILET LOOK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL" and so on.
2006-11-02 21:59:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jocko 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dont throw your dogends in the urinal , it makes em soggy and hard to light !
2006-11-02 22:44:53 · answer #10 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋