is it from hemorrhiods?
2006-11-02 20:28:05 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
there arent! what have you looked? nah, just kidding, well, i dont know, but still, ring around my anus, thats a laugh
2006-11-02 20:30:53 · answer #1 · answered by nitro b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's Uranus? You must mean the sky! If you mean the planet Uranus, it is named after the Greek word for sky & got its name because of its blue colour and is pronounced:
Ouuu - RAH - nos........your joke doesn't sound too funny now that you actually know how to say it properly.
Here's a joke for you: What has answered 445 questions and only received 12 top answers(3%)...his name is Mikey...now that is funny...
P.S. - If you are under 9 years old then your joke is funny and disregard answer.
2006-11-03 04:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by 67ImpalaSS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”
2006-11-03 04:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Uranus is ring free!!
Thankyou come again!!!
2006-11-03 04:30:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haha good 1
2006-11-03 04:32:44 · answer #5 · answered by Colin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know. Perhaps you should get in your spaceship, Toilet Paper, and fly around it looking for Klingons.
2006-11-03 07:19:40 · answer #6 · answered by abbeyroad54321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how am i supposed to know why there's rings around your anus...did you get ****** up it a couple to many times?
2006-11-03 04:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by ladydanu_sm69 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
because there are ring worms around my anus??? or becasue i don't use ring guards???
2006-11-03 05:42:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont have any rings around my anus
2006-11-03 04:33:10 · answer #9 · answered by mrs.muldrew 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
IT IS A WEDDING RING
2006-11-03 04:30:43 · answer #10 · answered by JITHU 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋