2006-11-02 20:20:33 · 19 answers · asked by jaze 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha
2006-11-05 22:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOU GUYS just dont get it .. he is not asking a question .. he is just showing you how it conradicts ... Yes Money doesnt grow on trees but however ... banks do .. and new bank branches open up in neighbourhoods each day.... LOL I cant believe there are ppl who really thought that this was a question ... HE is trying to tell u in other words that The BIG GUYS DO GROW ( and get wealthy) .. while we Teh less fortunate TEND TO SUFFER.... GOOD ONE DUDE!!1 personally i looved it ..... i'm gonna use it :) nice one .. two thumbs up.
2006-11-02 20:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”
2006-11-02 20:49:01 · answer #3 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As there are money plants, banks had the branches
2006-11-02 20:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Smith a 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
banks have branches without money
2006-11-05 23:10:57 · answer #5 · answered by TUSHAR 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude just go to the bank manager and take his penis in your hand and ask the dam gog manager that why is it so.
if he is sharp enough then he will definetly give you answer and if not then he will just ejaculate right on your face ha ha ha ha!!!!!
2006-11-03 07:14:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL, Ever heard of "Money Plant" Dude
2006-11-02 20:25:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They have only branches, but no leaves.
2006-11-03 00:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A thumbs up for the question!
2006-11-04 04:25:03 · answer #9 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the "branches" they meant has different meaning from the "branches of tree.....
God bless.....
2006-11-02 20:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by i LOVE you!!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋