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my friend’s birthday is the 7th & I want to sing her a funny/random birthday song.. Anybody know one?

2006-11-02 20:09:42 · 9 answers · asked by vegetablegod 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

Happy bday to u, u belong in a loo. with the pee and the poo.... and the cockaroach is you

2006-11-03 19:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”

2006-11-03 04:49:04 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0 2

Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday to you. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.

2006-11-03 04:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by ladydanu_sm69 1 · 1 0

happy birthday to you
you belong in a zoo
with the lions and the tigers
and the monkeys like you!

2006-11-03 04:11:42 · answer #4 · answered by LadieVamp 5 · 1 0

look up adam sandlers happy birthday song--its pretty funny . its not on any of his albums but its easy to the lyrics on the net :)

2006-11-03 04:18:33 · answer #5 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 1 0

you should dress up like a "sexy girl" and sing happy birthday in your sexy voice to her kinda like Marlyn Monroe to JFK

2006-11-03 04:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by julieelise32604 2 · 0 0

happy birthday to you
you belong to the zoo
the monkey and the donkey
the gorilla is you!!.....


hehe...
peace out!!....
God bless..

2006-11-03 04:13:22 · answer #7 · answered by i LOVE you!!! 4 · 0 0

try the below website

2006-11-03 04:14:01 · answer #8 · answered by CK 4 · 1 0

LALALALALALALAL
LALALALA
LALALALA
LALALALA

LMAO HAHAHAHAHAH

2006-11-03 05:32:33 · answer #9 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 1

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