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Forward its HEAVY....backward its NOT..?

2006-11-02 19:04:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Sounds like a TON.

2006-11-02 19:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by Xceed One 3 · 1 0

A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”

2006-11-03 04:49:14 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0 0

Ton

2006-11-03 03:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by Mikisew 6 · 0 0

TON? Oh yeah I just realised y people were saying that.

In my defense it's still early where i am LOL

2006-11-03 03:26:31 · answer #4 · answered by fat_arse 3 · 0 0

Front-engine car

2006-11-03 03:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by R S 4 · 0 0

the word heavy?

2006-11-03 03:49:06 · answer #6 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0 0

LOVE IT answer TON=NOT
Thumbs up

2006-11-03 05:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0 0

TON is absolutely right answer

2006-11-03 03:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by Arunagiri K 2 · 0 0

cute! ton

2006-11-03 03:33:18 · answer #9 · answered by next.... 2 · 0 0

ton ton ton ton ton not tongue

2006-11-03 03:56:00 · answer #10 · answered by Muzammil S 1 · 0 0

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