For months I have toiled over the computer on YA trying to enlightened the uptight moral minority into a higher way of being with Jesus, to be like myself, a sexually liberated creature of God.
I think I have met my true love Rev. Ted Haggard through an internet dating service. So, I plan be too busy with the raging hetrosexual Reverend and help him in his crusade to protect us all from gays and gay marriage.
So, it's Ta-Ta for now my little sweeties. I'm going be taking a long honeymoon with Jesus and the Rev. Haggard. Call me if you need me!
2006-11-02 18:34:26 · 6 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Have fun spending the church's money on an expensive vacation, and lotions.
2006-11-02 18:37:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it would be very wise of you to retire. I am sorry to be the one to break this to you; but I don't think Jesus will be going with you.
"Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals,
nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God."
1 Corinthians 6:9-10
2006-11-03 03:01:14 · answer #2 · answered by Sister Christian 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You asked us a question, and then answered it yourself..
Very clever....Thanks for the heads up. And congrads on your wedding? Or just a honeymoon....? You weren't too specific on that......
Goodaytoyou.! ! !
2006-11-03 02:42:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sweetea 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you should find somewhere else to troll. Try the politics forum
2006-11-03 02:36:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
happy honeymoon!--(sniff, sob) always a bridesmaid never a bride......
2006-11-03 02:38:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am so confused. What do you do..err...did you do?
2006-11-03 02:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by Blue Abyss 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋