A new father goes to see his newborn baby for the first time..he stands at the window and see's all the little babies lined up in front of him, he taps lightly to get the nurses attention..."what name" she asks..."Jones " he replies ....she walks over to a crib and takes out the baby..swings it around her head and throws it towards the window,she then picks it up and kicks it across the room......".What do you think your doing" shouts the father.......ha ha says the nurse ......"It was already dead".................
2006-11-02 17:50:05 · 10 answers · asked by that b puss 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh geez, you're gonna piss some people off with the dead baby jokes! Lol, but I have one of my own:
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
It depends on how hard you throw them!
Lol, I know, I know, its terrible!
2006-11-02 17:53:14 · answer #1 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A man walked into a bar, ordered 3 glasses of strong whisky, each glass one third full. He drank the first glass, loitered for a while, then drank the second & ten minutes later the third, after which he left quietly. Since that day, he would turn up every evening going through the same drinking ritual. One evening, the bartender said to him, “You know, I could serve you with just a full glass of whisky rather than 3”. The man said, “ Oh! The other two glasses are my brothers’. They have migrated & I’m drinking on their behalf”. Then one evening ,the man ordered only 2 glasses. The bartender asked sympathily, “One of your brothers passed on?” “Oh no!” came the reply, “It’s just that I have given up drinking.”
2006-11-03 04:52:52 · answer #2 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate you-i usually dont laugh at these....but that was f*in funny- i still hate you
2006-11-03 04:29:45 · answer #3 · answered by nickname4anne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thatis a bit sick don't you think.
2006-11-03 02:04:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you are sick man but thats coolll..
2006-11-03 02:33:16 · answer #5 · answered by Rage 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bad taste.....and not the least funny......but i suppose you already know that.....
2006-11-03 01:52:20 · answer #6 · answered by askaway 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh wow.
2006-11-03 01:53:24 · answer #7 · answered by moxie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh,great!what was that?
2006-11-03 02:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by jaeenikam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-03 01:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by jacksfullhouse 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats sick
2006-11-03 01:52:03 · answer #10 · answered by julieelise32604 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋