I am so tired of hearing them have sex every single day. They stay in the room and have sex all day and all night. I turn my tv up to the highest it can go. I try to not think about it. It really does annoy me, and they do this all day everyday. Another thing to consider is we live in a freaking campus apartment. It isn't but so big, and the walls are so thin. I really don't want to report the room because they are so nice, but just so sex addicted aliens or something!!! I don't want to report it because the girl isn't supposed to live here, it is his room. I don't understand!!!! That is another question: how in the world can someone have sex that much? Doesn't it get boring after the tenth time that day?I'm not having a good day...
2006-11-02 17:36:24 · 29 answers · asked by Candace C 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
i used to have this problem with a neighbor.
the headboard of their bed rested against my bedroom wall...right behind my head...
so i just started knocking on the wall but about half a beat off of what they were doing...screwing up their rythem.. it took a few tries but eventually it stopped.
2006-11-02 17:43:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Maybe you could record them and play it back all day sometime when you're gone but they're home. If they hear how ridiculous they sound, maybe they'll tone it down a little.
Or if you aren't too embarrassed, maybe you could just say something nicely to them? It's possible they don't know how much you can hear.
I guess another option might be an anonymous note under the door..."Having sex again, huh? I think I won the building pool about how many times you'd do it today! Can you make sure this is the last time so I can get the money?"
2006-11-02 17:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by valsteam2060 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
ok two things. First no it doesn't get boring after the tenth time,but about your question here's what you do. wait until they fall asleep,then play a apart of a movie in which there are several gunshots (about 6 works best) really really loud then flop around against the wall for a while. then just go to sleep. chances are they will call the cops. then when the cops come tell them you didn't here anything. I used to live in a trailer park when I was younger ,and I had nosey neighbors who I did this to on a couple of occasions. afterwords when the cops leave you'll giggle your *** of,because they look like morons.
2006-11-02 17:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by Carl The green's keeper 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I had the same problem in the dorm. when they were doing the deed i would just let everyone on the floor know when they where and eventually on a night when nothing else was going on word had gotton around there was a crowd of about 15 people standing in front of the door when they stopped someone knocked on the door and when they answered and realized they had an audience. They kind of laid low for a while.
2006-11-02 17:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by C 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Get a friend to come over and in a child-like voice say really loud next to the wall "Mum, what's those noises coming from the wall, I think someone is in pain" then in an Adult-like voice say "oh we'd better go over there and check"!
2006-11-02 17:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by Abs 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
OH MY. Sex all day is like so friggin gross, so i pity you having that kinda neighbours. Well, you could explain to them politely, say you've already been nice not reporting that the girl is there. Or, just have a crow or a parrot. HAHA. Kidding, try prank calls (:
2006-11-02 17:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by missjolintan 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Perhaps you are listening to porn tapes and they are porn addicts..
just a thought
otherwise, set their house on fire. They will be gone a few months forsure by the time they get the insurance money and rebuild.
That will show them not to have sex with neighbors in the neighborhood!
2006-11-02 18:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by judge_smails_sir 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I would bring in a guy friend over, and just make fun of them by making loud moaning noises and yelling "OH SPANK ME BABY!" And then bang on the walls or something going "HARDER! HARDER!"
So they know how it feels to hear someone from the another room.
2006-11-02 17:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by JenGen 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Do you have a tape recorder? If not buy a cheap one or get one from a used goods store. To your best ability, record them having sex and the next time you actually hear them not having sex, knock on the door, push play on the tape you recorded of them, and run away. :)
2006-11-02 17:51:32 · answer #9 · answered by Linzy Rae 4 · 7⤊ 3⤋
You can't win this one. Get one of those "sound" machines that plays forest sounds, at the beach sounds, baby heart beat, etc.
Just drown it out and get some ear plugs. Turn on your ipod...or move.
2006-11-02 21:24:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋