2006-11-02 17:13:26 · 16 answers · asked by pillabrut 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If yours stinks more than his I'd be worried.
2006-11-02 17:23:08 · answer #1 · answered by KryBaby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! haha best post I have seen tonight :) give me my ten! I think God will definitely forgive you as this is a normal bodily function but your family or friend may not!
Joke: When my dad used to take us in the car and someone farted he would ask 'is the outside trying to get in or is the inside trying to get out?' at this point he would drive faster and roll down the window.
2006-11-02 17:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Mom_of_two 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should know better than to fart in front of GOD!
2006-11-02 17:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by blueberry_coconut_1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is it just this time of night, or are there always questions like this?
Farting is not really a sin unless it is meant to be offensive.
2006-11-02 17:17:21 · answer #4 · answered by Othar 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is too far away to smell it...but it does have a butterfly effect and will cause a cyclone half way across the globe! hehehe...
2006-11-02 17:17:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's the one thing that God won't forgive.
2006-11-02 17:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, your fart stinks.haha
2006-11-02 17:30:59 · answer #7 · answered by Bigman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I forgive you for asking a stupid question, so will God.
2006-11-02 17:17:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you fart, the devil will come out of your ****
!
hehe
2006-11-02 17:15:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you fart has nothing to do with god.
2006-11-02 17:16:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well, since you have obviously pre meditated the act, i doubt it but if you were at the pearly gates and one just squeaked out...i think you would be safe
2006-11-02 17:16:48 · answer #11 · answered by freezerburn 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋