My Pet diplodocus Pete, suffers from chronic flaulence. This is causing friction with the neighbours. One poor chap got badly burned while lighting a cigarette, when Pete erupted. He ignited the fart!! Please help!
2006-11-02 16:46:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
put a cork in it!!! A BIG one!
2006-11-02 16:50:30 · answer #1 · answered by Da Bomb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a great name!!! What does diplodocus mean? You have to let us know!!!! You have to change his diet.You didnt say what animal D.P. is. Go to the pet shop and ask about some food you can get to help with flatulence. Hope that poor chap is ok! In the mean time put a health warning on your pet. Beware of methane gas!!! No breathing and no smoking around this animal. And invest in some air freshner sprays.
2006-11-02 17:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to hear about poor Pete. A change in diet will help out. Feed him 5 cans of Betchelors Mushy peas, 4 lb of Brussel Sprouts and let him have a few cans of Special Brew to wash it down with. Hope this helps.
2006-11-03 00:41:06 · answer #3 · answered by Mermaid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone is missing the boat here. You need to tap into this natural fuel resource. Ol' Pete may not be thrilled about having a recovery unit hooked up to his rear-end, but it will certainly clear the air with the neighbors. Not to mention make you a bundle of money.
2006-11-02 17:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by b0jangle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have no sympathy for you at all. You should have looked into it a bit more before you got one. It's pretty common knowledge that eating all that vegetation leads to this problem. That said my pet Tyrannosaurus is rather peckish, and the neighbours are getting suspicious that so many cats, dogs and people have been disappearing. So bring him around to my house and it might solve the problem for both of us.
2006-11-03 00:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At least He`s not a boring old fart then !
2006-11-02 23:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by JULIA E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cut down on the amount of pet-rol based foods you give him and toss him the occasional charcoal brick
2006-11-02 16:57:17 · answer #7 · answered by Jane S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe he's just an old fart
2006-11-02 17:57:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that neighbours an old dinosaur youd think theyd get on lol
2006-11-02 16:50:19 · answer #9 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a good imagination you have love!
2006-11-02 17:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by kimbridge 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋